Hmoov tsis zoo, hauv lub neej koj yuav tsum tsis txhob cuam tshuam nrog phooj ywg nkaus xwb, qee zaum koj ntsib cov yeeb ncuab ntawm txoj kev ntawm lub neej. Cov xwm txheej hais txog cov yeeb ncuab yuav pab qhia qhov tseem ceeb ntawm kev sib raug zoo nrog lawv. Cov xwm txheej yuav pab koj nkag siab tias koj yuav tsum tsis txhob teb nrog kev ua phem rau kev ua phem. Lawv yuav qhia koj yuav ua li cas nrog koj cov yeeb ncuab.
Ntawm xwm txheej txog neeg khib nyiab
- Txhua zaus kuv ua tiav, ib tus ntawm kuv cov yeeb ncuab tuag rau qhov chaw.
- Tus yeeb ncuab pom tam sim ntawd los ntawm kev luag nyav.
- Kuv thov txim rau kuv cov yeeb ncuab, lawv muaj teeb meem loj - Kuv!
- Kuv muaj ib tug phooj ywg tab sis thaum kuv zoo siab, nws tam sim ntawd tig los ua yeeb ncuab.
- Kuv tsis muaj ib tug yeeb ncuab, lawv muaj kuv!
- Qee zaum tus txiv neej tus yeeb ncuab phem tshaj yog nws tus kheej.
- Tsuas yog yeeb ncuab ib txwm hais qhov tseeb.
- Yim yeeb ncuab yog neeg phem.
Txhawm rau ua kom yooj yim nrog lawv, koj tuaj yeem siv cov xwm txheej qub txog cov yeeb ncuab:
- Nco ntsoov, yog koj muaj yeeb ncuab thiab neeg khib, ces koj nyob tau zoo heev!
- Tus phooj ywg qub - tshiabyeeb ncuab…
- Vajtswv, xa kuv cov phooj ywg thiab cov yeeb ncuab txhua yam lawv xav tau rau kuv. Tsuas yog plaub zaug ntxiv.
- Tsis muaj neeg zoo lossis phem. Tsuas muaj lawv tus kheej thiab lwm tus. Peb tuaj yeem zam txim rau peb cov neeg txhua yam, txawm tias tej yam phem heev. Thiab peb tsis tuaj yeem zam txim rau tej yam zoo rau cov neeg txawv teb chaws.
- Cov yeeb ncuab tsis tsim nyog ib qho chaw txawm nyob hauv peb txoj kev xav.
Kuv muaj kev lom zem heev txog cov yeeb ncuab thiab cov neeg khib nyiab
- Cov phooj ywg qub tuaj yeem ua yeeb ncuab iab.
- Qee zaum tus yeeb ncuab tsuas tuaj yeem qhia qhov tseeb rau koj lub ntsej muag.
- Ib tug neeg uas pheej khib luag lwm tus tua nws tus kheej txhua hnub.
- Koj yuav tsis paub ua ntej nrog leej twg txoj hmoo yuav coj koj. Leej twg yuav ua phooj ywg, leej twg yuav ua yeeb ncuab, thiab leej twg yuav yog ib tug passerby, ib yam li ntawd…
- Yog tias tsuas muaj neeg khib koj xwb, koj yuav tau zoo siab, koj lub neej yuav ci dua lawv.
- Ntshai cov phooj ywg ntxeev siab vim yeeb ncuab tsis ntxeev siab.
Yog cov yeeb ncuab plague koj hauv lub neej, tsis txhob poob siab. Siv yeeb ncuab xwm txheej tawm tsam lawv.
- Kuv tsis ntshai kuv cov yeeb ncuab, Kuv nyiam tsis sib txuas lus nrog cov neeg ruam ib txwm.
- Ua siab zoo rau koj cov yeeb ncuab thiab lawv yuav tsis kov koj.
- Kev tiv thaiv zoo tshaj tawm tsam cov yeeb ncuab yog luag nyav.
- Vajtswv txwv tsis pub muaj ib tug qub hluas nkauj ncig…
- Smile ntau zaus, zoo rau phooj ywg, txaj muag rau yeeb ncuab!
- Kuv cov yeeb ncuab zoo heev… ntawm skewers)
- Kuv thov Vajtswv kom tshem tag nrho cov yeeb ncuab, tab sis vim li cas ib nrab ntawm kuv cov phooj ywg ploj nrog lawv.
Aphorisms txog yeeb ncuab
- Tsis txhob khib koj tus kheej thiab tsis txhob mloog koj tus kheejkhib.
- Cov yeeb ncuab tuaj yeem ua rau peb muaj zog.
- Yog cov yeeb ncuab hu ua npau suav, lawv tus kheej yuav tua ib leeg, sim ua kom paub.
- Yog ib tug phooj ywg nto qaub ncaug rau tom qab, koj pib hwm cov yeeb ncuab, lawv txawm nto qaub ncaug rau ntawm lub ntsej muag.
- Koj yuav tsum hais "ua tsaug" rau cov uas tau los hauv koj lub neej thiab ua kom nws zoo nkauj. Tab sis koj kuj yuav tsum tau hais "ua tsaug" rau cov uas tawm los, vim qhov no yuav ua rau koj lub neej zoo nkauj dua.
- Vodka yog kuv tus yeeb ncuab, tab sis kuv tsis ntshai cov yeeb ncuab…
Tsis tau pom cov xwm txheej zoo? Nov yog qee qhov xwm txheej nthuav dav ntxiv txog cov yeeb ncuab nrog lub ntsiab lus, xaiv:
- Kuv tsis ua phem rau kuv cov yeeb ncuab, kuv luag ntxhi rau lawv.
- Tus neeg nyob ze dhau los ua yeeb ncuab phem tshaj plaws.
- Kuv tsis muaj yeeb ncuab kiag li. Koj tsis pom zoo, koj xav tias koj yog kuv tus yeeb ncuab? Nrog koj zoo siab, koj tsis yog!
- Kuv txawv ntawm txhua tus, Kuv nyob ntawm kuv tus kheej txaus siab, Kuv tsis nqus, Kuv tsis yoog. Vim li ntawd kuv thiaj muaj yeeb ncuab coob heev.
- Yog koj tsis muaj yeeb ncuab, koj txom nyem tiag tiag!
- Rau kuv cov phooj ywg kim thiab yeeb ncuab pheej yig.
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- Tsis txhob tig rov qab rau yeeb ncuab.
- Yog koj ua siab ntev, koj pom tau tias cov yeeb ncuab yuav rhuav tshem lawv tus kheej li cas.
- Yog koj yeej kov tsis tau koj tus yeeb ncuab, ces ua phooj ywg nrog nws.
- Kev phom sij tsis yog cov yeeb ncuab uas koj tau ua, tab sis cov uas koj tsis tau ua dab tsi. Tus qub tsis nyiam koj li koj tej kev ua, hos tus tom kawg ntxub koj xwb vim koj nyob.
- Kuv xav tias koj yuav tsum ua zoo rau lwm tus, tiam sis dhau sijhawm kuv pom tau tias koj tsuas yog yuav tsum tau kho ib leeg xwb…
- Tus txiv neej tus yeeb ncuab phem tshaj yog kev ntseeg. Vim nws, peb yuav tsis paub tias yuav muaj li cas yog peb sim….
- phooj ywg yuav tsum nyob ze, thiab cov yeeb ncuab txawm nyob ze.
- Tsuas yog yeeb ncuab tiag tiag yuav tsis tso koj tseg.
- Kuv thov txim rau kuv cov yeeb ncuab, lawv tsis paub tias lawv tab tom cuam tshuam nrog leej twg.
- Ntau nyiaj ntau, cov phooj ywg tsawg thiab yeeb ncuab ntau.
